G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
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This is probably the silliest movie I've watched all year. They either didn't know what they were doing, or knew exactly what they were doing and played the whole thing tongue-in-cheek. This feels like what its source matereal is: A Toy Commercial. Be sure to pick up your own rocket helicoper, dune-buggy tank, and assault motorcycles after the movie!
This is no Transformers 2, because Michael Bay is actually trying to be serious when he makes such huge dung heaps. Joe 2 is meant to be silly, and should only be watched if you're in the mood for a movie about paramilitary flying ninjas fighting with swords and guns on the side of a mountain, for no other reason than that it's kind of cool. This is a movie for your inner 10-year old, before you knew why movies like this suck.
So much action, so little of it exciting.
Two hours of uninvestable action aimed at teenage American males. Also, the Joes stand around watching while Cobra Commander kills millions of people in an act of terror that is never mentioned again.
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