Road House (1989)

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   Paravail

   This movie freaking rules! It is THE best slice of 80's cheese ever put to screen. Buildings and cars explode for no reason. Hot girls whip out their tits for no reason. Fat guys fight fat guys. Some dude does shaolin kung fu with a pool cue. A monster truck tears through a car dealership. Sam Eliot shows you his pubes! Patrick Swayze rips out a guy's throat! HE RIPS A GUY'S THROAT RIGHT OUT OF HIS FUCKING NECK! Just when you think "nope, no way they can top that" something even crazier happens. The dramatic parts are hilariously undercut by action scenes that come out of fucking nowhere, and the sound track is pretty kick ass to boot. If anyone tells you they don't like this movie, they are lying. 8 years 8 months ago
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   devilsadvocado

   Just when you're about to give up on this film, film as a medium, and life itself, Sam Elliot flashes us the top of his pubic hair and all is right again in the world. 10 years ago
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   thestaulker

   A polar bear fell on me. 12 years 3 months ago

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