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Information
- Year
- 2018
- Runtime
- 75 min.
- Director
- Brendan Steere
- Genres
- Comedy, Horror
- Rating *
- 5.0
- Votes *
- 0
- Checks
- 206
- Favs
- 8
- Dislikes
- 7
- Favs/checks
- 3.9% (1:26)
- Favs/dislikes
- 1:1
Top comments
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andyhudson
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Siskoid
What if a naive priest became a werewolf, but also what if instead of a wolf, he turned into a small dinosaur? The VelociPastor is an absolute riot, not only making fun of its premise, but also exploitation films generally (the outrageous pimp, the art house love scene, the local ninjas), and its own budget. Or lack thereof. How bad the effects are is a joke unto itself, often going meta by revealing how little money the production had instead of trying to hide it like a normal B-picture would. The dino-form is very bad and though it's only teased at first, it DOES appear in its full, ridiculous glory in the climax, don't worry. I was surprised at how many gags (often visual) I laughed at and that I hadn't seen before. And while the performances are purposefully broad, Alyssa Kempinski as the hooker who helps the VelociPastor become a righteous vigilante is surprisingly good and realistic, a grounded center around which these ludicrous characters and events turn. Enough so that I'd like to see her in other things, and that's not a common reaction to cheap flicks like this. 1 year 10 months ago