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You need to have parts of your brain removed to find this funny, and in any case watching that surgery would be more funny than this film.
6 years 1 month ago
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Stupid plot and a bad movie overall that must be judged even more harshly considering all the much better Robin Hood films that came before it. Trying to do something different is only to be commended if it doesn't turn out to be as awful as this boring attempt to re-imagine the Robin Hood story. There were some nice stunts during the action scenes, but between the fast cuts and all the slow motion, I stopped to care about that, too.
6 years 1 month ago
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Wow.
6 years 1 month ago
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Great acting/directing of all the child actors. The children are outstanding in every scene. Otherwise the film is quite underwhelming. Somewhat interesting characters, some good ideas and scenes, but overall nothing special.
6 years 1 month ago
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Silent Red, the ratings here are taken from IMDb.
6 years 2 months ago
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It's strange for me that so many people here seem to love this film so much.

I find the technique and style very interesting - not the act of shooting live, and then painting over each frame; that's been done before (and perhaps better, in my opinion), even if here it was done by oil painters instead of animation artists and using oil on canvas, which of course meant a lot of work and is a huge achievement by itself. But I don't find the end result of all that work to be that amazing, even when seen on a cinema screen. What I liked more was the composition of the shots based on van Gogh's paintings, a bit similar to "Shirley: Visions of Reality".

That being said, I think this should have been made as a short, like it was originally intended. At a length of one and a half hours, the style of the animation is not enough for me to judge the film only based on that, and I take everything else much more into account - the plot, the acting, the strange casting choices of (generally good) actors with inopportune (and different) accents - and considered as a whole, this is a bad movie for me.
The story is a boring and unengaging neo-noir murder mystery, which in the end obsesses so much about van Gogh's death that I feel the movie missed out on the opportunity to paint a portrait of his life using his own technique and style and the acting is puzzlingly bad (even apart from the accents), mostly due to the very odd body language, as Lumen points out.

I'd recommend having a look at this film, but watching through all of it was quite a dull experience for me as the fascination with the style faded over time and the moments of recognizing scenes copying / alluding to van Gogh's paintings were not enough to make up for all the film's shortcomings.
6 years 2 months ago
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Good premise and a fun watch. Not the best version of what this could have been, but story, characters and action are all decent and original enough to be interesting - although at times it seems a lot like a crossover between Le Cinquième Élément and Training Day (with a bit of R.I.P.D. and The Last Witch Hunter).
6 years 2 months ago
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By far the worst film I have seen in a long time, and I'll watch almost anything.

I completely agree with frankqb, the idea is interesting but is never really explored properly, and instead the film just wanders off in many different directions.

There seem to be at least four different stories here, first there's the life changing experience of the protagonist as he becomes small and what that means for him, then there's the relationship and dynamic between the big world and the small world (including political and economic implications), then the social inequality within the new small world, and then the whole stuff about climate change and the end of the world.

Unfortunately these stories do not combine well and no matter what the viewer might be interested in more, the movie as a whole can only disappoint.

I would have liked to see more about what it means to live in this fictional small world and how it interacts with the normal world (as I too would have expected the film to be about that), but in the end only the very first part is somewhat about that. After maybe a quarter of the film the whole downsizing part is only a gimmick, and towards the end it doesn't even matter anymore whether they're small or not.

And as for the parts where the film focuses on being small, they are mostly wasted opportunities. spoiler

And on top of that, the way the small world works doesn't make any sense. spoiler

Finally, there is the social commentary - but the film fails here, too. It hints at some things then never develops anything, and instead just focuses on the idiotic protagonist while sometimes parading it's Asian stereotype character or showing you the slums.

And just as frankqb pointed out, the mixture of lame comedy and the cautionary message the film tries to almost constantly force on the viewer doesn't work at all and just makes it insulting.

Avoid this terrible movie. This is not a "fun film" you can just enjoy without thinking too much about it, even if it may be marketed this way. It's just plain awful.
6 years 3 months ago
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Too long. No fun. No purpose.
A disgrace to show this before Coco.
6 years 3 months ago
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Entertaining and original, yet still disappointing.
It's a fun action comedy, but I don't think Ragnarok, the epic of the Norse Gods battle that brings about the end of the world should be told in the format of a comedy, even if it's the Marvel comic version. It just doesn't fit the story - to the viewer the events seem trivial and inconsequential, while to the story's characters they should be sinister and devastating, and yet they seem to share the audience's light-heartedness.
6 years 4 months ago
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Don't bother watching this.
It's another poorly written and badly edited mess of a film that's boring when it tries to be be epic, annoying when it wants to be funny and ridiculous whenever it's supposed to be original.
Sure, the acting is overall decent and Wonder Woman is great, but it's not enough to safe the movie.

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6 years 5 months ago
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The potentially great cast can't save this mess of a movie.
6 years 5 months ago
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Not to disagree with the commentators who prefer the novel, but I don't think that this film is missing anything or doesn't make sense, as some claim. What parts would you rather see included? Maybe the part where spoiler Is that what you are missing?
6 years 6 months ago
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I was pleasantly surprised by this.

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6 years 7 months ago
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Starts as a fairly interesting suspense thriller, then suddenly abandons the plot and the characters and turns into a repetitive political lesson that advocates fascism and government sanctioned murder (for the sake of security and order).
Sure, things may be bad in India and people feel that the government is powerless or too corrupt to deal with some issues and this is addressed in some Bollywood movies, but these glorifications of Fascism rather spoil the fun when they're thrown in as the conclusion of films like "Singham" or "A Wednesday".
6 years 9 months ago
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"Comedies are light-hearted plots consistently and deliberately designed to amuse and provoke laughter."

Hey, that description almost fits one or two films on this list.
6 years 9 months ago
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I love the original short, but this is a boring and kitschy mess. It does not have enough plot to fill the runtime and fills the gaps with lame references to horror classics. Sure, those old horror movies are great, but paying homage to them in a never ending parade of in-your-face, yet out of place visual gags doesn't elevate this film in any way. In the end all the far reaching references cannot paint over the fact that the movie fails to sustain itself with enough of an original plot or engaging characters, and so it just collapses; yet sadly, just like for the reanimated pets, its natural death is not the end of this film and it drags on way too long.
6 years 10 months ago
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Pretentious garbage that alternates between boring and painful to watch.
Stupid people being stupid, bla bla, the universe, more stupidity, magical creatures, organized society and medicine are evil, more stupidity.
At least it's short. I still wouldn't recommend watching it to anyone.
6 years 11 months ago
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Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Terrible acting, terrible animation, terrible singing, terribly cliché and boring. Calling this film average is an undeserved compliment. This just sucks and is a waste of time and an insult to everyone with any sense of taste in movies.
7 years 3 months ago
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I know it just came out and it won't stay like that... But isn't that even more reason this and other popular films shouldn't suddenly be on so many top lists right after release?
Is this really one of the top 50 war movies of all time, one of the top 50 action movies of all time, one of the top 50 adventure movies of all time, one of the top 50 films of the decade and one of the top 250 films ever...?
7 years 4 months ago
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A terrible mess of a film, trying as hard to convince you it's clever and intriguing as it is failing to be these things.
7 years 5 months ago
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I have a mixed opinion of this.
One the one hand it's a creative and innovative film that makes full use of the tools at its disposal, taking you on a truly entertaining ride filled with stunning visuals.

On the other hand, I agree with whykecoakfly as far as the plot and the characters are concerned. It's not a bad story and the pacing is good, but there's nothing special about it, and all the characters are flat, stereotypical and comical.
Dr. Strange himself is a somewhat interesting mix between a witty and (at times) cynical genius (a role Cumberbatch definately knows how to play...) who just naturally excells at everything and a "blank sheet character" that the viewers can easily project themselves onto as they follow him through the story.

There's only two things that really don't work well in the film, in my opinion:

First, the villian. Mads Mikkelsen is great, but his character is neither interesting to the viewer nor truly challenging for the heroes.

And secondly, I find the film suffers heavily from a fundamental problem with almost everything involving magic - you don't know what the rules are, you don't know what's possible, or how one magic thing compares to another. New spells and magic items are introduced constantly and dispite the good choreography, effects and editing even the fight scenes are not so great, because you can never know what the stakes are. You can think, "that spell looks cool", "nice weapon", "this attack is a neat move", "the mirror dimension looks great" - but you just have to go with whatever happens, as everything might change at any moment.
7 years 5 months ago
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It's surprising how this movie can be so terrible considering the great cast and source material and the amazing original film adaptation.
Unfortunately, this one is really not worth watching.
7 years 5 months ago
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Not so strong on great animation, good story lines, memorable characters or even good music. But at least it's full of wonderful morals, teaching us that domestic violence is normal and counts as funny, if the abuser is a woman and the victim a man, women with the wrong body shape are naturally unattractive, a carnivore daring to feed commits a crime that should be avenged, and of course, violence is the best and first solution in any conflict.
7 years 5 months ago
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Terrible, boring, waste of time.
7 years 5 months ago

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