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As mentioned in other comments, the ending is terrible, unnecessary and makes a complete joke of an otherwise decent thriller. The script fails to investigate the numerous interesting angles related to perception, the value of truth and so, everything just falls flat.

De Palma could have made a great product from this kind of material.
10 years 3 months ago
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And it goes; one, two, three - What the hell are we looking for? And then; five, twelve, seventy... This movie is begging for at least (insert number) rewatch(es) or some serious sudoku skills. In all regards, it's a beautiful, painteresque sort of picture which, unfortunately, lacks the motivated storytelling to make it a riveting experience. Aside from the aesthetics, the film also brings loads of absurd, and often humorous, situations to the screen which plot-driven ventures would never bother with.

The Gravedigger's cameo is hilarious.
10 years 3 months ago
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Chaplin's character keeps alive the unique mannerisms of his tramp character but projects them onto an even more explicit (seemingly) psycotic. As usual Chaplin-fares go, this leads to an ending on a political note, which would later get him condemned in Hollywood. Nevertheless, much cynical hilarity ensues at a steady pace and albeit most of it is derived from "silent" gags it deserves a place as a classic talkie.
10 years 3 months ago
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10 years 3 months ago
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A potentially strong film of reality hidden from the gaze of an innocent, yet inquisitive, child is marred by an ending succumbing to countless Nazi-cliches and emotional masturbation. This otherwise interesting theme is played out during Holocaust (for simplicity and ease of presenting a tangible Evil), but cannot avoid the trite Hays-like finger pointing spoiler, which then comes off too simplistic for a subjective film unaware of these brutalities. Thus, the ending merely taps into previous ground to invoke cheap feelings of disgust, though this might be the only disgusting thing to take away. A brave film would have spoiler Brutal.
10 years 3 months ago
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Not one scene takes place without screaming and someone walking out. Unfortunately, the movie never actually mirrors this intensity. Hanson turns Sirk's "Imitation of Life" ironically upside/down; portraying Eminem's hatred of his white trailer trash background and a wish to become part of the black establishment through hip-hop. We lack Sirk's distinct ironic cinematography for satisfaction - this could have been achieved through grittiness (ie 70s exploitation) or posh (City of God) - for now, it is just street-melodrama elevated by entertaining rap-battles.
10 years 6 months ago
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From a postmodern perspective, the title alludes to Cooper being out of place, almost a time-traveler, who acts exactly as expected after seeing too many westerns, but with a sly cynicism elevating the entire film from trite clichés to interesting genre commentary. It's fun to see him navigate the plot as an omniscient God. Brennan is perfectly cast as a strong, conflicted, drunk counterpart to the lovely, naive women - though they are all wooing for our Westerner equally. As always, beautiful Toland-shots.
10 years 6 months ago
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Technically well-done, even the 3D which nevertheless remains unnecessary. Basically, an indie echo of Avatar; Over-the-top symbolism flying off the screen through dumb characters, silly writing and unimaginative use of space. Literally. Praise-worthy for getting any praise at all. An empty trick trying to con us into believing Bollocks can act and isn't actually a teenage boy (in need of a beating) annoying the shit out of me. Points for exterior (if that term applies in space) visuals only. Otherwise, flat as Bollocks' ass.
10 years 6 months ago
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This is repeatedly considered to be one of the greatest Spanish films for reasons which escape me completely. The strong points evade me and seem severely strained. Of course, there are the obvious interesting juxtapositions; an executioner's daughter giving birth - to the child of an undertaker being forced unwillingly into giving and taking lives. But aside from this, the direction is merely adequate with only a couple of shots standing out, the acting mediocre and it fails as both screwball and dark comedy. Interesting topics on paper but the film isn't worth the 87 minutes.
11 years 1 month ago
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This is what I imagine sex with Carmen Electra to be like; I've waited and salivated for ages, but the same years have taken their ugly toll. What used to be flattering, even sexy, is now a complete turn-off and it's obvious that she's suffering through the act only to please me - sans success. I've moved on. Even all the expensive, and poorly executed, make-up can't save this baby and thus I sit, unsatisfied, to watch Van Damme steal the show before I can admit how terrible it all was. I cry.
11 years 2 months ago
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12 years 3 months ago
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The shark-scene is awesome indeed; far sexier than the equivalent in Piranha 3D; far more terrifying than any moment in Jaws, and pretty insanely crafted over-all!
12 years 3 months ago
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It isn't "soft", it is just plain dumb..
12 years 7 months ago
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10% dislikes? What the shit man
12 years 9 months ago
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Man, my canoe-skills are overrated watchin' these a-here regular Indians.. Powerful..

Looking for Burt's vest, if anyone's sellin'..
12 years 9 months ago
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BOOM CRASH BOOM CLONK BOOM THUMP!!
Deep VOICE: "BLABLABLA!" BOOM

Cool..
12 years 10 months ago
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Hot damn, this is dated
12 years 10 months ago
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"Get me my clothing, quick!"
*Enters room bare-chested, wearing only hotpants, and Peter Pan-hat*

Dean is Awesome..
12 years 11 months ago
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Not really a horror movie, but too much focus on the gore leaves many viewers to think so
12 years 11 months ago
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F*** DW that *********, I mean, what the **** is up with ******** and his *********... J***** f****** *****
13 years 2 months ago
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Incredibly boring compared to The Protector..
13 years 4 months ago
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@sideburnz: Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan - What, are you kidding? That's some of the worst, most blatant and cheesy propaganda around...
13 years 4 months ago
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I've had more interesting blackouts.. Smaller sets though..
13 years 4 months ago
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Indeed.
However, great material generally keeps its appeal "forever", which is the reason many of Marx Brothers' comedies still work - Everyone can fall on their ass, not everyone can come up with great lines though ("Women should be obscene, not heard!")

Slapstick generally ages badly unless it is particularly daring, like some of Keaton's or Lloyd's stunts.

Other Fields-stuff, such as "The Bank Dick", have moments of greatness ("Take your hat off in the presence of a gentleman!" - adressing a liquor bottle), this one just falls flat unfortunately...
13 years 6 months ago
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Terrible, makes sense that it is list-less now... Poor execution of a "fun idea for an ending" (and it is funny) with an extremely lousy and unbelievable build-up... Hell, Schumacher's Phone Booth is 100 times more interesting.

3/10 - Instantly dislike..
13 years 7 months ago

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