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Brilliant. How on earth did it take me over 30 years to find this subversive gem?!
5 months 1 week ago
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Brilliant.
5 months 3 weeks ago
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Perfect. Exactly what we wanted; Exactly what we needed.
6 months 3 weeks ago
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Can someone explain the ending to me?
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1 year 2 months ago
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Bart the Bear should have won an Oscar.
1 year 6 months ago
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After the nightmare that has been 2020, this is exactly the Christmas movie I needed. Not for everyone, but for those that like their black humour with a dash of festive, I strongly recommend Fatman.
1 year 6 months ago
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Much better than I thought it would be.
1 year 8 months ago
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Boring... and dozey.
2 years 3 months ago
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Should have been called "Shadow of the Crayfish!" :)
2 years 3 months ago
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In order for this to be a bad movie, it would first need to be completed... The 'ending' is obviously tacked on.
2 years 9 months ago
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Fun, with lots of little humorous moments.
2 years 9 months ago
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Fun!
2 years 9 months ago
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This movie isn't *just* a 'turkey', it has actual mutant-zombie-death-turkeys!
3 years 8 months ago
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Snow and fog play an important role in revealing the surreal setting of the film.
4 years 7 months ago
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The death scenes, which are the heart of a slasher film, were mostly uninspired. I found myself thinking of better ways to stage each one.
4 years 7 months ago
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The 'coffin'. So awesome.
4 years 8 months ago
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There's a lot going on in this film, and my attention was held tight all the way through.

It's refreshing to experience a horror film that isn't predictable.
4 years 8 months ago
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Not as much singing as I was lead to believe there would be, but still fun. :)
4 years 9 months ago
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Half shark, half octopus, all cheese.
5 years 12 months ago
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The worst movie I've seen at the theatre in years. The original was a fun action film, this was a tired, retread snorefest.
5 years 12 months ago
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This was a clever and intriguing story that was, essentially, ruined by trying to force the plot into the Cloverfield franchise.
6 years 3 months ago
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A riveting telling of a modern tale of magic and monsters. If druids and deamons were real, this is what they'd be up to today.
6 years 4 months ago
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Pazuzu? More like Pee-yew-zu!!
6 years 5 months ago
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Well, I've watched it... and I can't un-watch it.
6 years 11 months ago
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Brilliant.
7 years 4 months ago

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