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I had a chuckle over this quote at the very beginning: "I'm sure you can understand why our beloved parent company, Warner Bros., has decided to make a sequel to the trilogy. They informed me they're gonna do it with or without us."

From then on I tried to approach it with a sense of humour and basically just pretended it's fanfiction.
1 week 5 days ago
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spoiler
3 months 1 week ago
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I could have done without the closeups of people stuffing food in their mouths.
3 months 1 week ago
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Kind of them to throw some surprise titties in after 4 hours of politics and warfare.
4 months 1 week ago
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A collection of constantly changing footage cut in a way that I think falls just short of requiring a seizure warning. Thanks, I hate it.
4 months 3 weeks ago
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I wish I could get as hyped about anything in life as Americans do about their history and politics.
5 months 3 weeks ago
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A'ight everyone, listen up. The maggot is his limp dick. The music is masturbation. The toothpaste is sperm. The two-faced person is the man's alter-ego. The woman is doing her best to please him and keeps trying to make sexual advances, which he ignores. He wants to be a "real macho man", like the man in the suit, and thinks his wife is not good enough for him. He kicks her out. This does not go well. He asks her to come back. She returns, rested and in a cool hat, only to realize that her husband has been nothing but an impotent loser all along, and tells him to go fuck himself. Like the broom, their family life is shattered. The End.

Oh, and btw in russian the word 'blue' is synonymous with 'gay', and to call someone a 'rooster' is to call them a 'queer'. So the man is likely a latent homosexual.

Don't take my words for granted, but this is my best take.
5 months 4 weeks ago
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Oh man. I remember this being mentioned on meme channels about 10 years ago, now it pops up on the 500<400 list. Good job everyone. Next stops: iCheckMovies's Most Favorited, Doubling the Canon, UNESCO.
5 months 4 weeks ago
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This left a sour taste in my mouth, not even so much because of the movie itself, but because even 45 years later, this is still the mindset of so many people out there.
5 months 4 weeks ago
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What a score! All together it's more unsettling than many horror movies.
6 months 1 week ago
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The things I'll put myself through to finish off a list...
6 months 2 weeks ago
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Equal parts pretty and stupid
2 years 3 months ago
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Some Neverwhere vibes on this one, of all things.
4 years 5 months ago
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I wanted over the top action and cars and I got over the top action and cars. That's as serious and in-depth a review that this movie deserves, imho.
6 years 5 months ago
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Cute. Dog should've been way fatter at the rate it was going, though.
6 years 7 months ago
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I don't know how, but they managed to take a bunch of good or at least interesting actors and use them to make a completely unexciting turd.
6 years 8 months ago
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Wow, frank themes indeed.
7 years ago
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Watched a copy with hardcoded English subs (I speak Russian and don't need them). They made the movie unintentionally hilarious at times.

"Hey you guys named John. Did you kill my Basil?"
7 years ago
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"We just saw some creepy stuff happen with our own eyes. Let's get separated and collect our equipment! Then let's split up more and look for the lost guy." Classic...
7 years 2 months ago
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Freddie chasing a bunch of screaming teenagers around a pool like it's a game of tag has got to be the stupidest scene in the series.
7 years 2 months ago
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Shouldn't that be "TSZDT"?
7 years 2 months ago
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@TimHeaney
I'm guessing a movie has to have at least 25 000 votes to qualify for the Top 250, and it just reached that number recently.
7 years 3 months ago
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Louis looked so bewildered all throughout the doc. Can't blame him.
7 years 4 months ago
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The full version with subtitles is on KG.
7 years 4 months ago
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Couldn't help but think that by the end of the film Kubrick was so fed up with how bland yet comically full of itself the movie turned out that he thought spoiler Gave it a 7 purely for that.
7 years 5 months ago

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