You know what's worse than a bad, boring vampire film?
A boring artsy farsty vampire film.
You know what's worse than a boring artsy fartsy vampire film?
A boring artsy farsty vampire film with a pretentious metaphor that is never even subtle in any way possible. Nothing new. Nothing clever. Just obvious nonsense.
Imagine all of that wrapped into one steaming pile of goat shit.
This epic adaptation features Emma Thompson as an angel of the lord saying "The stiffening of your penis is of no consequence." and coining the phrase "Orgasma asmada." in the same scene.
Therefore, this is the greatest thing ever. Your argument is invalid.
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Movie comment on The Addiction
SilentJoe13
You know what's worse than a bad vampire film?A bad boring vampire film.
You know what's worse than a bad, boring vampire film?
A boring artsy farsty vampire film.
You know what's worse than a boring artsy fartsy vampire film?
A boring artsy farsty vampire film with a pretentious metaphor that is never even subtle in any way possible. Nothing new. Nothing clever. Just obvious nonsense.
Imagine all of that wrapped into one steaming pile of goat shit.
Movie comment on Nil by Mouth
SilentJoe13
I learned exactly three things while watching this...1. When British people get angry, they simultaneously become scary and hard to understand.
2. It had to suck living in South East London, especially with guys like Ray Winstone running around.
3. Gary Oldman is almost as excellent of a director as he is an actor.
He's also got great taste in music.
Movie comment on Looper
SilentJoe13
I wonder how well Bruce Willis would do giving a Joseph-Gordon Levitt impression...Movie comment on Angels in America
SilentJoe13
This epic adaptation features Emma Thompson as an angel of the lord saying "The stiffening of your penis is of no consequence." and coining the phrase "Orgasma asmada." in the same scene.Therefore, this is the greatest thing ever. Your argument is invalid.
Movie comment on Bad Johnson
SilentJoe13
Don't be a dick unless you wanna lose your dick.Movie comment on The Expendables 3
SilentJoe13
The most expendable movie of the trilogy.Movie comment on Mulan
SilentJoe13
"I'll Make A Man Out Of You" is without a doubt the best Disney song ever.Movie comment on Girl 6
SilentJoe13
Quentin Tarantino plays a creepy sleezeball of a director. So basically, he literally plays himself.Movie comment on Srpski film
SilentJoe13
I watched this on the recommendation of a friend who said this was one of his favorite films.I should probably get new friends.
Movie comment on Brainscan
SilentJoe13
I loved this film until the end. The ending just felt lazy. This is still an enjoyable popcorn flick though.Movie comment on Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
SilentJoe13
This is a terrible film, but it's a guilty pleasure for me. It's so bad it's hilarious.