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Did...did they have the American actors learn Japanese just so they could dub over them in English with different voice actors? I don't know if that's stupid or brilliant!
9 years 3 months ago
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How exactly did Brad Pitt manage to have an acting career after this mind fuck of a movie?!
9 years 6 months ago
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Billy Crudup might be one of the most underrated actors ever! He's spectacular as Prefontaine, and the fact that he's also the man who played Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen makes him even more impressive to watch.
9 years 6 months ago
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They're re-writing key scenes in Finding Dory because of this film. You wanna talk about the power of documentaries? Watch Blackfish.
9 years 6 months ago
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I'm pretty sure Mars Callahan saw Rounders and just said, "Hey! I can do that! But with billiards!"
9 years 6 months ago
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Two brothers, each representing different ideologies, but both coming from the same ambition. It's a wonderful movie, just don't watch it on an empty stomach!
9 years 6 months ago
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I honestly wish I had watched worms burrowing into the ground for 96 minutes instead.
9 years 6 months ago
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This movie is an insult to the thousands of pages of original comic book material they had to work with.
9 years 6 months ago
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After I saw this my friend had to explain to me that it wasn't a spoof on the horror genre. That's what it felt like to me: like all the cliches, all the bad writing, and all the horrible acting was a joke. But I guess it was just a failed attempt at a horror movie, which is shocking since Craven did it.
9 years 6 months ago
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It's astounding to me that people legitimately enjoy this movie. The acting, direction, writing, effects, and logistics of this movie are nothing to be proud of. Everything is lazy, self-serving, awkward and ludicrous.
9 years 6 months ago
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I get that the message is supposed to be that bullying is bad and you shouldn't give in to pier pressure, but does it accomplish that? Not in my opinion. It gets too caught up in showing the cruelty of bullying that it forgets to say, "Oh yeah, by the way, that's a bad thing. Don't do it."
9 years 6 months ago
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