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This is a real hidden gem, funny, creepy and really well done.
2 years 6 months ago
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This movie is very disappointing. Over an hour and nothing really happens. Some interesting visuals but not a horror movie nor is it scary. It is one hour and 15 minutes of boredom and 10 minutes of an interesting movie. The last 10 minutes is basically the only part worth watching. The hour and 15 minutes leading up to the end is just boring. I can appreciate a slow burn horror movie or even just a slow movie, if it is good, like Blade Runner 2049, Visitors, The Prisoners, Dune (original haven't seen the new one yet), and many others that were very slow. But there is a big difference between slow and interesting and just straight up boring. So disappointing as I was very excited for this movie as the reviews had been raving about it, and how it was one of the best horror films of 2021. Skip it.
2 years 8 months ago
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Now this was excellent!
2 years 8 months ago
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This movie is very weird Cats having sex, drinking with crows, dealing with racism and very cool animation, I have no idea what I just watched (:D) but found it very entertaining. THis movie is pretty entraining and weird but has a lot of good critique on america in the 60s and early 70s.
2 years 10 months ago
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Anyone know where I can find this movie?
2 years 10 months ago
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IS this movie available anywhere?
2 years 10 months ago
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Ya it is not ranked, You can sort it though, automatically by date :D. On the main list page, by date
2 years 10 months ago
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The first 2 were great this one is jush meh
2 years 11 months ago
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The movie was so much crap lol. not even worth watching for any reason.
2 years 11 months ago
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"I am Guan Yin, and Guan Yin has done this."
2 years 11 months ago
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Saw this a long time ago when I was young on tv. I remember it being very silly.
2 years 11 months ago
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Dumb parody movie.
2 years 11 months ago
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Wow, what a movie, lives up to its title for sure.
2 years 11 months ago
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What a disappointment this movie was. I mean I already wasn't expecting it to be that good. But when I saw it was by the director of IT, I thought maybe it is better then I think, and yet it was not good overall. It is a average movie at best, with way too much relient on jump scares. That happen way to frequently and are pretty predictable that they are going to happen. Like oh the lights are flashing, here comes a jump scare, it has been 5 minutes, here comes another jump scare/loud noise. The dialogue is as a low volume, so I true it up to hear the characters talking and jump scare LOUD NOISESSSSS. Which honestly got super boring halfway throught he film. I think the first half of the move has more jump scares than your average horror films. It does get brownie points for having a Jessica Chastain as a gorgeous guitarist of a band we never see. But overall the story moves at a dragged out pace with way too many jump scares. They don't spend enough time building up the atmosphere to make the movie creepy or even the jump scares scare you. There is no suspense to build up scenes before the movie tries to scare you. The slow burn was perfected in Hereditary and there are movies like the Conjuring that have very effective and great jump scares. But seriously relying on constant loud noise to scare the audience is just lazy. Startling you to get reaction isn't the same as scaring you. The CGI is also very laughable and I actually laughed out loud at the first few mama first person shots and when she crawled on the bed. Having a practical effect of mama and not relying on jump scares so much and just a creepy character, who have been 1000x times better and more effective. Insidious did this well, I don't know if it was CGI or practical but they had suddle scenes of the demon only half show or moving a creepy way, or in Running Scared (2006) scene with the spoiler was creepier than this movie.Not to mention plot points that make no sense spoiler. Potentially good story poorly executed that would have been better as a short film with practical effects vs a CGI film.

TLDR: Skip this and see IT chapter one, even IT Chapter 2 is better than this. Really shouldn't be on any best horror lists.
2 years 11 months ago
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All I can say about this movie is the stop motion animation was fantastic but not the movie for me. I didn't hate the movie but I didn enjoy it either. I guess Jan Svankmajer doesn't make my kind of movies. I have seen 3 if his so far and all 3 are extremely weird and slow. Greedy Guts was interesting and so far the only of his movies that I thought was good. But still very we weird. With this and Alice, I felt were just too slow and weird to be enjoyable and keep my attention. Perhaps if it was fast paced or shorter I would have enjoyed it more.
2 years 11 months ago
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Pretty decent start but becomes predictable and uninteresting by the end as well as not very scary. It is just the typical kid gone bad and terrorizes family formula, it is maybe worth seeing if you haven't ever seen a movie like it, but don't expect anything super original or new.

If you seen movies like The Omen, The Orphan,The Good Son, Rosemary's Baby, Home Movie, and few other classic horror movies you can skip this movie as you have seen everything that will happen in this movie. Typical no one believes anyone, everyone acts crazy or unrealistic, and things mysterious happen that no one seems to be able to figure out it was the kid that did it, like spoiler.

The ending was bit unbelievable as well. spoiler Overall very slow paced as well and not in an effective way. Don't get me wrong there are some great slow burn horror movies but this one just got boring.

I saw most of what was coming way before it even happened because I have seen so many movies that it just copied. Anyone who likes this over the original omen, should rewatch The Omen because this is not even in its league. While not a terrible movie, it is not one that should be on any best of horror lists. It is barely a horror or suspenseful movie. I guess if you never seen a movie like it, it could be scary or a horror film to you, but there are so many better films as well as ones with the same theme.

Also the end scene with the brother comes on suddenly, like the ending in Panic Room at the park, leaving you wonder what happened to the father, mother, the rest of the family, and how much time has passed since the park. But who cares, we got to set up for Joshua 2 right?

Overall skip it. I didn't hate it but I also have no interest in watching it again. I find it sad that movies like Hell House LLC, Home Movie, and other great horror movies are not on any lists and yet this movie is. Sure one day it will probably be bumped off a list but the fact that it is on a list this year but so many other great movies that are 1000x better then this aren't is just sad.
2 years 11 months ago
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What crazy hair and facial hair the characters in this film have.
2 years 11 months ago
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Not very scary but an excellent movie.
2 years 11 months ago
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Better then expected. While not great or scary it was still entertaining. With a watch
2 years 11 months ago
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Fantastic movie and Vince Vaughn is amazing in this movie. Plays the role perfectly and hilariously.
3 years 2 months ago
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A pretty fun post apocalyptic movie. Found it to be very entertaining.
3 years 4 months ago
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Ok Movie that would have been better as a 30 minute short, as the last 30 minute NPC quest giver as we learn about the head hunter but all the action happens off-camera, we see him go to kill monsters and return with a head but not the monster or the battle. Then in the last 30 minutes there finally action. But overall very well made, with good customer and props and acting by the head hunter.
3 years 4 months ago
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Not really a Scooby movie. Scooby and shaggy are only in it telling the Arabian night stories. But not in the stories.
3 years 4 months ago
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AKA Time to Hunt
3 years 5 months ago
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This movie is clearly made by someone who doesn't know how to make a movie. The acting, writing, editing, and directing is terrible. It may inspire others to make movies as they would have to really try to make movie worse then this one. It unintentionally hilarious at times or has lines that are so bad they are funny. So after COVID grab some friends, some beers and have a good time instead of wasting your time on this crap. In fact avoid this "movie" it is so boring and has no plot. How Danzig for more money and good actors to be in his next movie I don't understand, clearly those actors and investor didn't see this one.
3 years 6 months ago

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