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I got nothing out of this.
3 weeks 1 day ago
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The "horror" segment with the religious nuts was hilarious.
1 month ago
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They ended the last movie by releasing the dinos into the USA. But the plot of this movie has nothing to do with that. They just end up going to a discount Jurassic Park in the Italian alps. The whole movie is incredibly boring except for the chase scene in Malta. There's a revelation about the little girl that makes her character less interesting. This film was just a huge failure.
2 months 1 week ago
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Flawless film!
2 months 3 weeks ago
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There are so many good things in this movie that I feel bad for not really liking it. Unfortunately I disliked one of the most important aspects of the movie, the plot. The plot is so unbelievably uninteresting that it's completely baffling that's the story they chose to go with. You never care about any of the people the Riddler kills because they're all corrupt anyway. So to me that storyline is a complete failure. I also didn't give a flying fuck about the boring mob storyline that also involved catwoman, who's really boring in this movie by the way. I can't really reccomend it but you might like it. If you like looking at Batman's costume this is the movie for you.
2 months 4 weeks ago
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You know a superhero comedy has failed when you didn't even once blow any air out of your nose during the whole movie and all the action is boring as shit.
Melissa McCarthy plays the same character in every movie, which means she's always unlikable. Octavia Spencer's performance was just horrible, it was almost like she was sleepwalking during the whole movie. She could also have been on very heavy pain medication, who knows. The super hero costumes were boring, as were the powers. Why didn't they try to have any fun with this? It is a comedy after all. The only very faint bright spot in the movie was Jason Bateman. This movie is incedibly dumb and boring, don't waste your time like I did.
2 months 4 weeks ago
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Mostly boring
4 months 1 week ago
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Not one of Verhoeven's best but certainly not bad.
6 months ago
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A suprisingly decent remake.
6 months 1 week ago
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It's so boring!
6 months 1 week ago
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It fails as an origin movie because the "origin" part is only in the last 15 minutes. The rest of the movie has no impact on the main character becoming leatherface. However, except for the part in the asylum, I found the film still somewhat entertaining.
6 months 1 week ago
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When is this film supposed to take place? Alexandra Daddario's character was a baby during the events of the original movie (1974). In this movie she looks and acts like she's in her early to mid 20's, which means the movie should take place in the 1990's. But for some reason there are Iphones. What's up with that?
6 months 1 week ago
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It's supposed to be a comedy sequel but most of it is really dull. It's supposed to be a slasher film but there are only two kills. One if which is in the opening scene and is so stupid that it puts you in a bad mood for the rest of the movie.
6 months 1 week ago
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This film is so accurate it made me feel sick.
7 months ago
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Another great entry in the Scream franchise. It's up there with the original and Scream 4.
7 months ago
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Only The second Renaissance is worth watching for the plot, all the other stories were pretty boring and pointless. However, all of the stories are worth watching if you want to see many different kinds of beautiful animation.
7 months 2 weeks ago
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Natasha Romanoff has never been one of the most interesting Avengers but in this movie she goes from uninteresting to boring. Her three co-stars were way more fun to watch compared to her and it's her fucking movie. The first action scene is fine but all the action after that is boring as shit, particularly the final setpiece. I didn't care at all about the stupid plot and the villains were boring too. I've never read a taskmaster comic book but even I was dissapointed by how he/she was portrayed in the film. The only positive thing in the movie are some scene when the characters are just talking. The movie is basically pointless, all it really does is setting up some character that will hopefully be in good movies after this.
7 months 4 weeks ago
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It's very meta. It comments on the three movies that came before it, the fanbase, the movie itself, the studio (WB), the probable reaction to the movie and the state of movie franchises in general. It's kinda similar to Gremlins 2 in many aspects. Unfortunatly, what's keeping me from really liking the film is the litteral story and the action. The actual story that they tell is very simple and doesn't add much to the world of the matrix. The action isn't that exciting and is kinda poorly shot. This movie could have been great if the action was better. As it is, it's just fine.
7 months 4 weeks ago
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It's decent. Very nostalgia heavy and the ending was pretty dumb but at least I wasn't bored.
9 months ago
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This one is pretty bad guys and deserves to be the first rotten MCU film. Boring characters and plot. For about 3/4 of the runtime the characters are just sitting around and keep repeating that they have to find the other eternals. About halfway the film it gets revealed what's really going on but none of it makes any sense. The deviants they fight in present day have nothing to do with the plot and are just there for the occasional action scene. Kitt Harrington asks one of the eternals early in the film why they didn't help in the fight agains Thanos and they tell him that the eternals cannot intervene unless it has something to do with the Deviants, otherwise the progression of the human race could be altered. But then later we see that the eternals influenced humanity on many diferent occasions, so that doesn't make any sense. There's so much dumb and pointless shit in this film. It's too long and too boring. Also I was on the side of Icaris, that was the most logical.
9 months 1 week ago
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With an unlikable protagonist and nothing interesting to say beyond the first 20 minutes, Oscar bait movies have reached a new low.
10 months 1 week ago
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Unfortunately this one joins the bland and boring pile of marvel movies for me. (Other movies on that pile are Black Widow, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Thor 1 and 2,...) The movie was kinda fun during the first act. We get some nice character building for Shang-Chi and his friend and we get a fun action scene on a bus. But the movie becomes very boring once Chang-Chi get's captured by his father. None of the action scene reach the level of the bus one, our main characters become very bland and the plot becomes really predictable. The final act is almost as bad as the one in Black Widow. For some reason they expect us to care about some magical village and all of its boring inhabitants but it just doesn't work. The movie isn't really fun beyond the first act but it also never becomes exciting or suspenseful. Which makes all the scenes and action just really dull. With this and Black Widow, Marvel Phase 4 is of to a rocky start. And that's a shame because I've really enjoyed the MCU over the years.
10 months 1 week ago
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This should have been R rated. As it is, it's just kinda boring.
10 months 2 weeks ago
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The film has an interesting premise, unfortunately I had to really struggle to stay awake.
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